7. The Sympathy-Baiter: "Barbara is feeling sad today." "Man, am I glad that's over." Genuine bad news is one thing, but these manipulative posts are just pleas for attention
8. The Lurker. The Peeping Toms of Facebook: These voyeurs are too cautious, or maybe too lazy, to update their status or write on your wall. But once in a while, you'll be talking to them and they'll mention something you posted, so you know they're on your page, hiding in the shadows.
9. The Crank: These curmudgeons, like the trolls who spew hate in blog comments, never met something they couldn't complain about.
10. The Paparazz: Basically paparazzi. Take photos of you and post them on the internet without your authority and you haven't even seen them.
11. The Obscurist: "Dave thought he was immune, but no. No, he is not." So he was immune or not? You're not being mysterious but just nonsensical.
12. The Chronic Inviter: "Play Mafia Wars with me. Which 'Star Trek' character are you? Here are the 'Top 5 cars I have personally owned, What drink are you?" Pretty annoying?
So which annoying types of Facebookers are you? Personally, I think I'm the Lurker. ^^
Source: CNN, 20 August 2009
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